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Friday, November 29, 2002 :::
 

Miss July 1998 Lisa Dergan (not safe for work)
hummina hummina me wants to touch thee hinny


::: posted by Vera at 1:52 PM


 

Horny cop in trouble for pulling woman over and threatening he would storm her house if she didn't go out with him


::: posted by Vera at 1:51 PM


 

Drug smuggler's civil rights violated when drug sniffing dog sniffs his crotch



::: posted by Vera at 1:50 PM


 

No money for the subway? dont worry about it... (not safe for work)



::: posted by Vera at 1:49 PM


 

Ten facts Americans should know when dealing with the French.
[10.] In France, Time is negotiable, flexible. Take care to clarify what "on time" means in this context. Also, deadlines are negotiable and flexible unless otherwise explained and made explicit.
Quizz ! : When you say you want something by Friday, when do you expect to get it: Friday morning? Friday at 6 PM?




::: posted by Vera at 1:48 PM


 

Canadians to lead a team of weapons inspectors inside America



::: posted by Vera at 1:44 PM


 

Entire website devoted to girls in Slavegirl Leia metal bikinis The best boobies i have seen in a long time. *drool drool*



::: posted by Vera at 1:42 PM


Thursday, November 28, 2002 :::
 



Learn your Ninja Clan at the
Ninja Burger website.


::: posted by Vera at 10:15 PM


 

HAPPY TURKEY DAY ASSHOLES!!
*gobble gobble*




::: posted by Vera at 2:49 PM


 

New design up and running...
everyone loves the Lesbians...
tobad i already have a new design plan for my web site
aaaaaand
the new Garden of the Gods web site is almost done.
its magical how everything is figured out in one day.


::: posted by Vera at 2:32 PM


Monday, November 25, 2002 :::
 

I Currently have 2 projects underway...

1. a New design for this web site
2. I was asked by the Basest/Singger of Garden of the Gods to design a web site for them

Weeeeeeeeee! good stuff, good stuff. There is going to be much frusteration ahead 8)



::: posted by Vera at 11:41 PM


Friday, November 22, 2002 :::
 

Man burns penis with laptop



::: posted by Vera at 11:59 PM


 

to prove a point....
Swedish psychotherapist says talking out loud to yourself in lots of crazy accents and funny voices is good for you.
Told yah I'm not crazy.



::: posted by Vera at 11:58 PM


 

3 girls shed clothes (not safe for work)



::: posted by Vera at 11:55 PM


 

Exploding beer cans fly out of burning building



::: posted by Vera at 11:54 PM


 

Union strippers win battle of the greasy pole



::: posted by Vera at 11:48 PM


 

New Zealand bans knitting by government ministers while in Parliament


::: posted by Vera at 11:45 PM


 

Attention sex deprived men: Fleshlight is at your service



::: posted by Vera at 11:38 PM


Thursday, November 21, 2002 :::
 

Attention ladies: pierced nipples could cause you to start lactating
Intresting... but it still isnt gunna stop me from doing it. SO HA!



::: posted by Vera at 11:21 PM


 

A space aged guitar - or a Klingon weapon?
MisfitPixie: i dunno what to make of this guitar
Saytir_Puck: guitar?
Saytir_Puck: what guitar?
MisfitPixie: http://www.blackwidowguitars.com/guitars.html
Saytir_Puck: wow
Saytir_Puck: that's... umm... special
MisfitPixie: yes
MisfitPixie: yes it is
MisfitPixie: its kinda neat
Saytir_Puck: but kinda gay at the same time
MisfitPixie: very original
Saytir_Puck: but again... kinda gay at the same time
MisfitPixie: i would be afride i would break it
MisfitPixie: hehe yeh
Saytir_Puck: I'd be afraid to be seen with it



::: posted by Vera at 11:18 PM


 

Greece bans sale of 'dead dolls'



::: posted by Vera at 11:17 PM


 

Test commercial for Virgin Experience. Not sure if this will ever get aired...?? (probably not safe for work)



::: posted by Vera at 11:15 PM


 

Elderly man robs pharmacy for the fourth time. Makes off with full stock of Viagra once again



::: posted by Vera at 11:14 PM


 

Man trapped for almost three days at the bottom of his outhouse. Decides to get a bathroom



::: posted by Vera at 11:13 PM


 

Woman Attempts All-`Man-Juice' Diet



::: posted by Vera at 6:34 PM


 

BOOBIES!!!!! [not safe for work]



::: posted by Vera at 6:33 PM


 

Goth chick personals
Funny stuff



::: posted by Vera at 6:28 PM


 

Hooters seeks waitresses with "big personalities"



::: posted by Vera at 6:27 PM


 

MULLET!!!
enough said



::: posted by Vera at 6:25 PM


 

Want to Get Chicks? Learn to Blow Smoke Through Your Ears



::: posted by Vera at 6:24 PM


Saturday, November 16, 2002 :::
 

Leave a comment now you DIP!

[commenting enabled]




::: posted by Vera at 8:23 PM


 

FAIRY TALE

Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named MYKE. He was FAST FUCKING in the ROUND forest when he met DARK NICK, a run-away HOOKER from the DULL Queen AUDREY.

MYKE could see that DARK NICK was hungry so he reached into his CARDBORD BOX and give him his CRISPY LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN. DARK NICK was thankful for MYKE's LEMON PEPPER CHICKEN, so he told MYKE a very COLORFUL story about Queen AUDREY's daughter JAMIE. How her mother, the DULL Queen AUDREY, kept her locked away in a CONVENT protected by a gigantic BEAVER, because JAMIE was so WET.

MYKE ROLLED. He vowed to DARK NICK the HOOKER that he would save the WET JAMIE. He would KICK the BEAVER, and take JAMIE far away from her eveil mother, the DULL Queen AUDREY, and EAT her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a DIRTY VOLCANIC ERUPTION and DARK NICK the HOOKER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BEAVER from his story. DULL Queen AUDREY FALLEN out from behind a SHOE and struck MYKE dead. In the far off CONVENT you could hear a BOOM.

THE END.

Make your own Fairy Tale at fuali.com



::: posted by Vera at 7:55 PM


 

Protestors disrupt Victoria's Secret fashion show. Cite beaver shaving and other counts of animal cruelty


::: posted by Vera at 4:34 PM


 

Hong Kong cobra smugglers lead police on sea chase while throwing snakes at pursuers.


::: posted by Vera at 4:32 PM


 

Ever wonder why Michael Jackson spends so much on plastic surgry?
now all your questions can be answered: A psychiatrist explains why...With slideshow


::: posted by Vera at 4:29 PM


 

Medieval Mickey Mouse? Eeeeew! i hate that thing


::: posted by Vera at 4:24 PM


 

Women apparently masturbating twice as much as men
Well DUH, i could have told you That!


::: posted by Vera at 4:22 PM


 

Creator of Mario and Donkey Kong turns 50


::: posted by Vera at 4:21 PM


 

CIA releases new 'Noah's Ark' documents
Search for vessel reached level of White House in early '90s




::: posted by Vera at 4:19 PM


 

Farmers plow up unguarded military airstrip to plant crops


::: posted by Vera at 4:18 PM


 

Man hit by lightning, finds God. Starts fundamentalist church


::: posted by Vera at 4:17 PM


 

Back to the Boobies [not safe for work]


::: posted by Vera at 4:16 PM


Thursday, November 14, 2002 :::
 

Judges rule that oral sex does not constitute adultery in Taiwan.


::: posted by Vera at 9:58 PM


 

Hot & Naked... Bible reading?


::: posted by Vera at 9:49 PM


 

info and mug shot on the most disturbing accidental sex death ever



::: posted by Vera at 9:44 PM


 

Women strip for world peace [maybe not safe for work]


::: posted by Vera at 9:41 PM


Tuesday, November 12, 2002 :::
 

Porn just isn't the ice-breaker it used to be

HAHA yeh...riiiight


::: posted by Vera at 9:31 PM


 

Norwegians line up for Two Towers... six weeks before it's released





::: posted by Vera at 9:29 PM


 

13-year-old science prodigy finds tap water on flights contaminated


::: posted by Vera at 9:25 PM


 

250 to compete for rock, paper, scissors title


::: posted by Vera at 9:23 PM


Sunday, November 10, 2002 :::
 

"The Best Metal Band in Vegas"
on Garden of the Gods.
claimed by 3 diffrent people at The Four Aces show


::: posted by Vera at 7:12 PM


Wednesday, November 06, 2002 :::
 

Norwegian women want bigger titties


::: posted by Vera at 6:34 PM


 

62,780 pints of beer helps man live till 100. Or so he claims


::: posted by Vera at 6:33 PM


 

NASA allowing schoolchildren to name two Mars rovers. Early frontrunners: Butthead-69 and Assmaster

I'd vote for Assmaster, but that's just me.


::: posted by Vera at 6:31 PM


 

Woman uses the name of the sheriff who arrested her for pandering obscenity as the address to her website selling homemade pornographic videos. [Hilarity ensues]


::: posted by Vera at 6:28 PM


 

Stile launches new FREE boobie galleries. Not remotely safe for work (link fixed)


::: posted by Vera at 6:27 PM


 

GARDEN OF THE GODS' NEXT SHOW: Saturday Nov. 9th, 2002 with State of War, Unsanctified, and Shut the F*ck Up @ Four Aces - 5866 Boulder Hwy(Boulder Hwy & Missouri) FREE SHOW! 21+

MAKE SURE YOU CATCH THERE LIVE INTERNET RADIO APPEARANCE ON LVrocks.com ON WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 6TH!!!!!


::: posted by Vera at 6:18 PM


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